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MOSFILM

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in cooperation with the studio
"GEORGIA - FILM" shows:

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DON'T SORRY!

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SCENARIO
REVAZ GABRIADZA

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DIRECTOR
GEORGI DANELIA

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We have arrived. Thanks.

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No, dear, thank you!

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Let me take you home.
- No, I'll walk.

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Then at least take this, doctor.

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No need, my friend, thank you.
- No, dear, thank you!

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Take it, please!
- No, I'm begging you.

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But I asked first!
- Okay, come on.

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Tell grandpa to slow down a bit.
- I will!

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I'll be back in a week.
- I'll come for you!

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You don't need to.
- Please!

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No, I'm begging you, thank you!
- No, dear, thank you!

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Main roles

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Sergo Zakariadze

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Kikabidze beetle

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and others...

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Doctor Benjamen Varlamovic Glonti

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It happened at the end of last year
century in a sunny town.

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And maybe not...

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No, it was.

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Is that wine?
- No, it's vinegar!

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Our uncle said yes
is very good for the skin!

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Is he at home?

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He has a patient.
- Is it?

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Get up. Breathe.

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In a word, it's getting better.
Deeper...

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Medicine takes away a little, adds a little.

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Your heart is a little tired.
Myocardiodystrophy.

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And the liver?
- Lie down.

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So...

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Subtracting the excess and adding...
Breathe!

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...what is missing.
And only a good doctor can do that.

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And how is it?
- It's okay.

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And the throat?
Coca, open your mouth, say "Aaa".

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Then?
- It's good.

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Allow...
Now take off your pants.

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No need, ma'am.

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I want everything reviewed.
Take off your pants!

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So. And panties, too!

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Doctor!
- Yes?

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Take a look.

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How is it?
- Great.

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That.
- Get dressed.

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So just dystrophy?
- Yes.

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Well, write the recipe.

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Exercise, gymnastics, rest,
is all I can recommend.

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No, we won't do that!
I heard you're a weirdo!

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But know that we, Kalandadze,
we will not regret the cost

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to save our child.
Write the recipe!

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Madam, there is no cure for this disease.

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Write the recipe!

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Fresh air, abstinence...
is the best medicine.

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Is it? In that case
I won't pay a single kopeck!

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As you wish.

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Charlatan!
- Me?

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He!

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Ignorant!
- To whom, madam?

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Up to that clown! He tortured for hours
my child, and then said to him:

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"Breathe fresh air!"
Lopuža!

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Let's go.
- Mom, can I pat him?

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No, Varlam, don't bother less than yourself.

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Little baby, goo-goo.
- What?!

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Koka, why are you standing?

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Can't you see that they are insulting your mom?

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Go and say something to that schemer!

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Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

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Koka, stop!

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Here's your gracious...

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She does gymnastics...
It has its principles...

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You say, let us be fed by ours
sister, she is a fool.

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She will with this crow
feed a hundred people.

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What did you say?

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I said, if it's like this
go on, I'll go to the monastery.

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And you all can hell!

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Benjamin!

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Come here. Benjamin!

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Hello.
- Where are you going?

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Let's go to tea.

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And what is that?
- Banner.

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What kind of tea?
- At St. Helena.

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They are having a tea party for charity.

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And what will this holy thing do to you?

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To carry it in the procession.

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Wait.

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Benjamin...

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There will surely be
daughter of Levan Cincadze.

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You won't find a better match than her.

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Pay attention to Meri.
- You start again.

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Yes, I'm starting!
- We will address...

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Shut up!

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What are you laughing at? Listen!

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After tea,
distribute these cards to the youth.

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What is it?
- "Flirt"! Love game.

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And you will give this one to Meri
marked with a cross.

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It says: "There are three graces
existed on earth..."

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Benjamin...
- Wait you...

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"...but you were born,
and now there are four."

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Get dressed and go with him. On!

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Mom.
- What? What?!

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Can I have one too?
- What? - That thing.

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How much money do you have?

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Seven kopecks.
But she gave me that for blackness.

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A second.

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You will catch a cold, sister in Christ.

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A simpleton!

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Ill-educated simpleton!

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So, seven kopecks?

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Let's go to the party "I came",
it's enough for two bottles.

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Two bottles is not enough.

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You give two, you get four,
you give four, you get eight.

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tavern "Sam Prišel"

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Baćuška! Father Hermogenes,
can i go home huh?

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I will curse you!

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All day, I swear to my father
with dust, I sit like a bird on a tree!

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And the patients came.

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I will cast anathema, you traitor!
I will excommunicate you!

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Uh, I'd rather bite my head off.

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This is for you, holy father.

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Give them four.

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(Okruk village)

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(on a small hill)

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(You are darling)

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(on my sweetheart.)

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Silence, gentlemen!

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Gentlemen,

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here is a great doctor standing by my side.

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Humanist and educator - Benjamin!

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Sorry, my friend. Gentlemen,
history will be written in golden letters

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write down his name!

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Along with the names of Hippocrates,
Copernicus and Giorgi Saakadze.

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Amen.

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Cheers, Benjamin!

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doctor please
look at my husband

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And what about him?
- Paralysis.

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Since when has he had that?
- Since yesterday.

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He wanted to bite into a nut and that's it.

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Doctor Levan did it
looked and prescribed an enema.

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AND?
- I give it to him.

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And how is it?

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Thank you, doctor, thank you!

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Can we continue with the enema?

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It can.

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Continue.

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He is he, and you are you, Father Hermogenes!

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Wait, wait!

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Now we will play.

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I will teach you everything.
- Good.

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This is for you...
- Young man!

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Do you think in front of me
servant of God,

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playing cards, huh?

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No, father, God forbid!

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This is "Flirt"! Love game.

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For example, you are a mimosa.
- And you donkey's ass!

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But, father, don't play like that!
- Wait.

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I'll do it myself. What does it say here?

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Lucky young man, you charmed me.
- What?!

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I will anathema you, bastard!

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Herod!

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Get lost, pumpkin!

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No, father, I didn't mean to offend you.

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I play this game with my wife.

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Here for example,
I send her a love letter.

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And what is offensive about that?
It says here:

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"Why does another kiss yours
eyes and squeezes your hand?"

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Luka, according to that it turns out yes
your wife is a slut.

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What?!

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Slut? Is Sofiko a slut?!

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Sofia!

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Who is that?
- Open, it's me, Tamara!

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Sofika, calm down. Such is life.
-Speak!

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What happened?
- Your husband killed Benjamin.

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What? Where, when, how?
- They played cards in the bar.

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Vanečka! Vanečka!

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Where are you?
- I'm here.

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Tell her!

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Killed, killed...

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What's that for you? -For Luka,
he has to run to the mountains.

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And that?

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Bandages for Benjamin.
If he's still alive.

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Look after my children.

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Come on, drink it.

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I won't! You don't need to.

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I've had enough, I'm leaving!

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Sofika, here I am, look!

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I'm alive!
- Turn the child over, you idiot!

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Is nothing sacred to you?

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We won't anymore.

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Marry or not
woman, I don't care.

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I'm leaving.

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Listen, marry Meri!
He has a beautiful house and eyes this big!

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He's a woman himself, when you like him so much!

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I would go too, if I were hers
place. A house full of idlers!

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And everything needs to be watered,
feed, wash...

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Ungrateful and ill-educated children!

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A brother in debt and a drunkard!

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No husband, neither here nor there!

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Desperate husband!
And she could marry a general!

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What?! How dare you
talk about your father!

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Leave the child, don't take it!

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Here you go! Here you go!

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Lord, why are you doing this to me?

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I'm dying!

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Good, good!

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I will get married.

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Swear.
- I swear.

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I swear by Varlam.

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Why me? Unless
there is no one here for me!

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Port.
- Huh?

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See that house?
My patient lives there.

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We can go there on
a glass of cold wine.

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Luka, do you want me to give you a watch?

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I will!
- Then we'll go to the "I Came" party.

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We won't drink
we'll just own a little bit.

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I won't.

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Benjamin, if not you
I take to the bride,

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your sister will tear my head off.

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Hello, Orthodox!
Where is Kutaisi here?

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There you go!
- There? Damn it.

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So I missed it.
And Tiflis is there?

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Tiflis is there! There is Istanbul.

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We don't need Istanbul,
we were there.

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There are Turks there. Erzurum, follow me.

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Wait, Erzurum is there!

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Erzurum is him.
-Dog?

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So yes! By the way, his name is Šarik,

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but his nickname is Erzurum.

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Because it is there in Erzurum,
captured a shepherd.

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Grabbed him by the scruff of the neck
and so held the scoundrel!

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Port? Port?!
- Eh!

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Let's go.

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Erzurum?!

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You are a lucky man, Yegor.

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I?
- You!

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25 years under the gun.
- That's why you go where you want now.

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Where am I going? Mine all died.

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And I rewrite, and I will rewrite.

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And you do what you want. Alone!

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And the dog?

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At least he doesn't talk to you
that you are not a general.

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And you? Are you beaten at home?
- Beat!

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And you don't give it to them!
Make a fist and...

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Po-zor!

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Be calm.

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This is none of your business.
We are both retired.

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That?
- No!

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That?
- No!

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But I must examine you, Empress!

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I am healthy.
- Huh?

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I am healthy!

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00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:58,800
You only think so, my joy.
- I am a married woman!

255
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,300
Then let's check the pulse.

256
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:04,900
I'm not that kind of woman!
- Huh?

257
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,100
Quieter! Don't bother.

258
00:23:33,635 --> 00:23:35,135
Breathe deeper.

259
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,800
Your wife has bronchitis.
Why are you so pale?

260
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:44,800
Don't worry, today there is a cure for that.

261
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:15,000
¶ Burning, swirling, we sing...

262
00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:17,245
¶ One, two, three...

263
00:24:18,311 --> 00:24:20,600
Meet your sister.

264
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:23,400
This is our new friend - Jegor.

265
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,900
General.
- I'm glad.

266
00:24:26,436 --> 00:24:30,666
Please come in.
- Thank you very much.

267
00:24:34,199 --> 00:24:35,699
Come in, come in.

268
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:45,600
Come in too, your majesty.
Do us the honor.

269
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,500
Woman!

270
00:24:47,632 --> 00:24:50,694
Po-zor! To the house, march!

271
00:24:53,308 --> 00:24:55,900
¶ On the small river

272
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,700
¶ On that shore

273
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:05,100
¶ Prala Marusenjka white legs.

274
00:25:05,696 --> 00:25:07,139
That's right.

275
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:12,400
¶ Prala Marusenjka white legs.

276
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:19,000
¶ Oh, lost the soap!

277
00:25:19,572 --> 00:25:21,072
That's right.

278
00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:42,990
Citizens!

279
00:25:43,931 --> 00:25:45,896
Citizens.
- What?

280
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,300
How we will find
a doctor named Glonti?

281
00:25:49,402 --> 00:25:51,187
Ha?
- Glont! Gobble!

282
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:55,300
Gentlemen! You are looking for a family
Lumpy? A moment!

283
00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:02,668
I'm going.

284
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:07,200
Toto, where are you going, my little one?
- I'll be quick, mom!

285
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:11,100
Congratulations, gentlemen!
I'm glad that...

286
00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:28,310
A moment.

287
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:33,036
Villain! An uneducated simpleton.

288
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,000
He's not here, gentlemen, but we can
stop by for a glass of bubbly!

289
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,666
We're driving.

290
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,200
Avesalom Šalvović, why would you?
did we need someone from the side?

291
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:47,300
You can come to me and say:

292
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,200
"Dear Benjiko,
I want to confiscate your things."

293
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:54,900
And I will tell you to take everything!
Everything is yours! Here you go!

294
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,300
It doesn't. I need that for work,
by law it cannot be taken.

295
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,600
And is this amber?
- It's amber.

296
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:04,700
But that won't do you any good,
and I really need it.

297
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,100
Listen, sell the house.
It's your only way out

298
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,600
The house is not mine, but my son-in-law's.

299
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:14,100
I completely forgot that
you live at someone else's expense.

300
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,700
Well, I'll give you something
which will buy all my debts.

301
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,200
This is a kidney stone.

302
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:24,300
I took it out of the urinary
the bubble of the governor himself!

303
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,100
What's in it for me?

304
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,700
Mount it in gold and
sprinkle with diamonds,

305
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,800
and give that wonderful gift
to your wife for her birthday.

306
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,100
Not ready yet?
- We have a guest.

307
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,200
Hello, Avesalom Šalvović.
- Hello.

308
00:27:37,398 --> 00:27:38,800
Madam...
- Yes?

309
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:43,700
Do you know that I am yours?
gave your brother money for his studies? - I know.

310
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,800
Then know that I have
receipt, and at any moment

311
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,300
I can request his arrest!
All the best!

312
00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:52,962
Idiot.

313
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Get dressed. I met Levan,
and says that he is expecting us for dinner.

314
00:28:05,702 --> 00:28:07,202
Benjamin!

315
00:28:09,808 --> 00:28:11,308
Benjamin!

316
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,800
I brought you gentlemen officers!

317
00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,000
I am at your service, gentlemen.

318
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:19,200
Mr. Glonti?
- Yeah.

319
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:22,700
Dear Sir,
I have learned from reliable sources,

320
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,000
that you intend to marry
daughter of doctor Cincadza.

321
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:29,300
I expressly forbid you to do that! Clear?!

322
00:28:29,514 --> 00:28:31,114
What?

323
00:28:36,979 --> 00:28:38,779
What did he say?

324
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:42,600
That you are getting married now!

325
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:27,700
Where are you going?

326
00:29:28,281 --> 00:29:30,504
I want to fly!
- Watch out!

327
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,200
You will soon have your own home.

328
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,800
And we will come to visit you.

329
00:29:47,309 --> 00:29:48,809
Butterfly!

330
00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:55,539
Levan! Levan!

331
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:01,500
He says that he came to Meri
some groom. Is that true?

332
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:07,357
Benjamin! That's the truth!
That's true, Aunt Domna!

333
00:30:07,477 --> 00:30:09,217
Here it is!

334
00:30:09,337 --> 00:30:12,778
That? Ujme isukrstovo! I know him.

335
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,700
That one is even worse than you!

336
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,800
Good. Now go about your business!

337
00:30:29,934 --> 00:30:33,166
¶ He was once a Russian general

338
00:30:33,438 --> 00:30:38,270
¶ crossed the Caucasus

339
00:30:38,390 --> 00:30:42,328
¶ and a Georgian song

340
00:30:42,448 --> 00:30:46,212
¶ he sang in Mingrelian.

341
00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:09,519
Benjamin, very much
you look like your father!

342
00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:13,100
And here is the bride!

343
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:17,200
Everyone in place, Benjamin here!

344
00:31:17,557 --> 00:31:20,370
What a couple, huh?

345
00:31:20,942 --> 00:31:24,277
You sit there, and you there.

346
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:27,100
I swear by my father's dust,

347
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,000
after the wedding, I'm taking them to Tiflis

348
00:31:30,147 --> 00:31:32,523
to be photographed!

349
00:31:35,111 --> 00:31:36,611
Golubčići.

350
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,274
AND...

351
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,200
Good afternoon, Levan Nikolajevic.

352
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:16,200
Let me invite you and your daughter

353
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:19,100
on a car ride and
sightseeing of the picturesque surroundings.

354
00:34:19,211 --> 00:34:21,593
I am very sorry, gentlemen,

355
00:34:21,871 --> 00:34:24,230
but today I have guests.

356
00:34:25,171 --> 00:34:29,869
I hope yours
to decorate our table with your presence.

357
00:34:36,193 --> 00:34:37,693
Please...

358
00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:39,902
Go do something.

359
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:44,053
Here you go!

360
00:34:46,491 --> 00:34:47,991
I'm coming!

361
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,500
Being your guest is a great honor
for me, Levan Nikolajevic.

362
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:58,100
With your permission, we need each other
change into something more suitable.

363
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:12,400
Those are cars.
Like little locomotives.

364
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:15,800
Tonobili-mobili... I don't care.

365
00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:20,600
But those jerks screwed up
parental estate

366
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:26,000
and now they have been circulating for a whole month
around my house in that kerosene tank.

367
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:30,400
It's not kerosene, Dad, it's a motor
with internal combustion.

368
00:35:30,591 --> 00:35:32,091
Sorry.

369
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:43,000
She knows everything, that devil!
Benjamin, come here.

370
00:35:43,136 --> 00:35:45,982
Now we will talk about the wedding.

371
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:50,800
Levan, are you sure that
does your daughter want this marriage?

372
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:53,700
You know what...
You must come to me more often.

373
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,100
We will philosophize a little,
sing, drink, be merry.

374
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,400
And not even a month will pass, and Meri
will fall madly in love with you!

375
00:36:01,598 --> 00:36:04,118
Ha? -That.
- Doctor!

376
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:07,800
Doctor, the miller has come.
- What's wrong with him?

377
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:11,500
His wife fell down the stairs.
From a height of 4 stairs.

378
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,900
Pardon.

379
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:15,600
And did he bring urine?
- It is.

380
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:18,900
I told him you were in town
and that you will be back soon.

381
00:36:19,098 --> 00:36:21,791
Bravo! Go, I'm coming.

382
00:36:22,845 --> 00:36:24,479
A moment!

383
00:36:41,172 --> 00:36:42,672
Come here.

384
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:47,200
Take it.
- What is that?

385
00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:49,400
"Flirting"! Go to her!

386
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,700
Go, go!

387
00:36:50,804 --> 00:36:52,928
But...
- Mimosa!

388
00:37:00,965 --> 00:37:02,465
Sorry.

389
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:06,000
And where is Dad?
- At the pharmacy.

390
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,800
Don't touch. You will bring in germs.

391
00:37:21,715 --> 00:37:23,215
Hello.

392
00:37:43,924 --> 00:37:47,111
What a terrible trip, huh?

393
00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:53,472
Today I traveled 100 species (km)!

394
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,100
Can you take a look, doctor?

395
00:37:56,328 --> 00:38:01,795
Can't you see I'm tired?
- Doctor, he is tired too.

396
00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:08,800
This is your wife's urine.
- Eh.

397
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:11,800
Yes, she fell.
- Eh.

398
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,370
Er, er... What "E"?!

399
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,000
She tripped and fell from the fourth step.

400
00:38:18,193 --> 00:38:21,144
From the heel, doctor.
- No, from the fourth!

401
00:38:21,264 --> 00:38:23,332
Heels.
- Impossible.

402
00:38:24,206 --> 00:38:29,208
Impossible!
Four steps are clearly visible.

403
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:33,100
Wait... Did you bring it?
everything your wife gave you?

404
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,400
No, I spilled some on the ground.

405
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:40,600
That's the reason for the error, dumbass.
You spilled the fifth step!

406
00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:43,459
So like this, Savle...

407
00:38:43,913 --> 00:38:47,940
We will treat her as if
fell from the fifth step.

408
00:38:48,303 --> 00:38:51,070
Give him five pills.

409
00:38:51,770 --> 00:38:57,816
Calcius... Falcius... Nacius...
Tacius and... Prasius.

410
00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,400
All right.
- There.

411
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,600
And let him apply plantain dressings.

412
00:39:02,763 --> 00:39:04,333
There with him.

413
00:39:17,847 --> 00:39:19,356
You came again? Ha!

414
00:39:21,794 --> 00:39:23,294
Come over.

415
00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:27,400
How is your mom?
- Better, doctor.

416
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:30,800
But she is cold, even though she has a fever.

417
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:34,000
Hot...
And does he drink that tincture?

418
00:39:34,156 --> 00:39:37,410
He's drinking, doctor.
- So...

419
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:41,100
Is he sweating?
- Sweating, doctor.

420
00:39:41,243 --> 00:39:43,500
Yes, he sweats...

421
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,455
We will pay, Mr. Doctor!
-What?!

422
00:39:46,754 --> 00:39:50,270
Who do you think I am?
Sandra! Come here!

423
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,300
Give her a bag of corn,
and other things.

424
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,900
Cheese, butter, eggs...
- Good. Come.

425
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,400
Let him take that ram too!
- All right!

426
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:08,062
Malaria?
- Yes, of course.

427
00:40:09,389 --> 00:40:13,064
And maybe not.
I haven't made a diagnosis yet.

428
00:40:13,184 --> 00:40:17,918
You know what mate...
go and see her, huh?

429
00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:20,800
It's close, right by the castle.

430
00:40:21,582 --> 00:40:23,952
But come back quickly!

431
00:40:37,859 --> 00:40:39,481
Come here, Kato.

432
00:40:43,122 --> 00:40:45,200
Mom has malaria.

433
00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:49,300
But don't be afraid, it will be fine.

434
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,900
You will go to town...

435
00:40:52,746 --> 00:40:55,400
And you will find the Mizantari pharmacy.

436
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,700
And you will give him this.

437
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:06,000
He will give you medicine and
tell how to take it. Clear?

438
00:41:06,542 --> 00:41:13,511
And if he says not to give credit
Dr. Glontius, then you will give him...

439
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:18,300
...here is this. It's amber, Kato.

440
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,000
And if he does give you medicine,
give me back the corkscrew.

441
00:41:22,170 --> 00:41:23,670
That.

442
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,700
Is it closer to Levan through the forest?

443
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,700
Closer, but the prince does not like it
passes through his forest.

444
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,480
Who are you?

445
00:41:49,015 --> 00:41:50,540
And you?

446
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,830
I? I'm Vameh Vahvari!

447
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,400
And who are you?
- I am Benjamin Glonti.

448
00:41:57,583 --> 00:42:02,449
Benjamin? Lumpy?
What is that name?!

449
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,000
And why don't you bow down,
Benjamin Glonti?

450
00:42:06,119 --> 00:42:08,950
And you?
- Me?!

451
00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:10,570
Go.

452
00:42:36,106 --> 00:42:37,606
Wait.

453
00:42:38,408 --> 00:42:42,571
Then... did you
change your mind kid?

454
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:45,249
Ha?
- No!

455
00:43:06,705 --> 00:43:08,097
Where?

456
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,800
His Majesty's command.

457
00:43:28,634 --> 00:43:30,100
Glont...

458
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,400
Take a saber and fight, if you're a man!

459
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,500
A joker!

460
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,300
After deliberation, the court sentences

461
00:43:45,431 --> 00:43:48,679
the present defendant,

462
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:53,300
to kiss the major general
Leib-guards of the Emperor of Nezhin

463
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,600
of the Austrian regiment, retired,

464
00:43:55,700 --> 00:44:00,700
awarded with the Order of St. Vladimir,
IV class, with swords and ribbon,

465
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,600
According to St. Anne,
Class V, with swords and ribbon,

466
00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:09,300
According to St. Stanislav,
with swords and ribbon...

467
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,900
St. Stanislava, s
with swords, without a ribbon,

468
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,100
Prince Vameh Vamehovic Vahvari,

469
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:22,938
to kiss in the place he determines

470
00:44:23,058 --> 00:44:26,522
the aforementioned prince!

471
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:33,600
Now you can brag that you are
kissed the general!

472
00:44:49,338 --> 00:44:51,936
Faster! Faster!

473
00:44:53,501 --> 00:44:55,134
Faster, faster!

474
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,980
Sandra, how much gunpowder do we have?

475
00:44:59,122 --> 00:45:03,327
Peter! How much gunpowder do we have? Gunpowder!

476
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,580
What?
- How much gunpowder is there? Gunpowder!

477
00:45:06,696 --> 00:45:10,300
Three pounds!
- Three pounds, doctor!

478
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:11,900
Little.

479
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,960
Doctor, excuse me... Here!
- What is that?

480
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:20,280
Ciankalij! With one tenth
we can spend all of Georgia!

481
00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:22,980
Let's pour into their stream!

482
00:45:24,351 --> 00:45:25,851
There he is!

483
00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:32,271
Benjamin...

484
00:45:32,778 --> 00:45:35,772
And they told me that they killed you.

485
00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:40,880
They inflicted a terrible blow on me
an insult, Levan. - Huh?!

486
00:45:45,861 --> 00:45:48,628
Take the saber! Command!

487
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:53,800
They will leave no stone unturned!
We will blow everything to pieces!

488
00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:56,255
Crush it to dust!

489
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,680
Don't, Levan.

490
00:45:58,780 --> 00:46:03,780
He will complain to the emperor, then we will
exile all together to Siberia.

491
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,380
Let's go, Levan.

492
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,780
But we have to take revenge!

493
00:46:09,272 --> 00:46:11,643
Don't worry about that.

494
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:16,380
I swear I won't become one
your son-in-law, before I take my revenge.

495
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,180
You're exaggerating, mate.

496
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,480
You can have a nice revenge
and after the wedding.

497
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:26,280
Doctor, patients would
at home, what will we do?

498
00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:29,701
Well, let them go.
- Go home!

499
00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:34,351
Go. Give it.

500
00:46:36,609 --> 00:46:38,651
Hey, Absalom!

501
00:46:44,921 --> 00:46:46,421
Go!

502
00:47:01,180 --> 00:47:03,980
Villain! Ill-educated simpleton!

503
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,380
I warned you not to come!

504
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,080
Benjamin, not true of
those little things a tragedy!

505
00:47:17,180 --> 00:47:20,880
Big deal!
You are neither the first nor the last!

506
00:47:20,994 --> 00:47:22,494
Goodbye!

507
00:47:23,123 --> 00:47:25,686
Stop! Don't shoot!

508
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:29,900
I bring wine and food,
your sister sent it to you.

509
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,280
Don't come near! I don't want wine!

510
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,800
I'll eat a rock while it lasts
I don't take revenge! Go away!

511
00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,448
Okay, I'm going.

512
00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:41,393
Hey, how are ours?

513
00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:44,680
As ever. They are expecting a baby.

514
00:48:10,548 --> 00:48:12,048
Come on.

515
00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:03,904
Margo, you know what?
- What?

516
00:49:04,380 --> 00:49:05,880
The prince is sick.

517
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,680
He swallowed the bone.

518
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:13,480
And no doctor will
to him. They are afraid.

519
00:49:13,580 --> 00:49:17,080
So what am I going to do for him?
Am I a doctor?

520
00:49:18,278 --> 00:49:22,747
Well, tell that...
- To whom? To whom "that"?

521
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,280
To the one sitting in the chapel.

522
00:49:37,380 --> 00:49:41,980
At dinner, the prince almost
choked with fish bone.

523
00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:45,100
I hope you won't
refuse to help us.

524
00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:48,780
We have an obligation to treat everyone.

525
00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:50,880
Please.

526
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,480
Zinite, please.

527
00:50:13,858 --> 00:50:15,358
That...

528
00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,680
What's the matter?

529
00:50:44,638 --> 00:50:47,508
The Lord is being choked by a poisonous bone.

530
00:50:51,180 --> 00:50:54,680
We didn't know that trout
it has poisonous bones.

531
00:50:54,780 --> 00:50:58,000
Common trout - none,
but in this case it works

532
00:50:58,100 --> 00:51:01,800
about a rare species that
is called Ionicus Morre.

533
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:07,080
Another quarter of an hour, I can't either
vouch for this gentleman's life.

534
00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:09,680
Then start the operation now!

535
00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:14,480
I'm sorry, but before that you should
perform a small formality.

536
00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:18,280
So get it done, what are you waiting for?!
- I hesitate a little, you know.

537
00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:22,180
as I will suggest
what's on my mind

538
00:51:22,344 --> 00:51:24,351
to you - general,

539
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,480
decorated with ranks
with tape and without tape,

540
00:51:27,580 --> 00:51:29,800
a descendant of the ancient nobility.

541
00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:33,469
What?
Are you kidding me, groom?!

542
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:39,500
2 months ago, you dragged here
one man and insulted him a lot.

543
00:51:40,252 --> 00:51:42,146
That was you.

544
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,680
Just me, your honor.

545
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,599
Specify the amount!

546
00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:51,280
No, I want to renew mine
honor, Vameh Vamehovič.

547
00:51:51,454 --> 00:51:56,705
Okay, I'll write to you
to admit that I was wrong.

548
00:51:56,900 --> 00:52:00,000
Really? I'm so touched!
How generous!

549
00:52:00,180 --> 00:52:05,780
No, darling, you will kiss me,
where i kissed you

550
00:52:05,978 --> 00:52:07,478
Hey!

551
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,555
Peel off his skin and
throw it in the basement!

552
00:52:13,952 --> 00:52:16,719
I want to hear him scream!

553
00:52:17,228 --> 00:52:21,062
Hey, servants!
- Fine, but know,

554
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:25,300
in 10 minutes, work
the operation will be too late.

555
00:52:25,962 --> 00:52:27,354
Stop!

556
00:52:27,454 --> 00:52:31,460
Let him go! Let him live!

557
00:52:33,082 --> 00:52:35,555
Are you going to be so cruel?

558
00:52:35,980 --> 00:52:39,280
Do you prefer revenge,
but forgiveness?

559
00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:42,880
Princess, believe me, you are
you caused that insult,

560
00:52:42,980 --> 00:52:45,980
I would gladly give up revenge.

561
00:52:55,659 --> 00:52:57,826
Not! Not!

562
00:53:00,821 --> 00:53:02,321
Not!

563
00:53:05,097 --> 00:53:07,853
Okay, I agree.

564
00:53:09,296 --> 00:53:12,007
Everyone out!
- No.

565
00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:17,080
They witnessed my humiliation,
so let them attend and take revenge.

566
00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:19,780
Only the princess has the right to leave.

567
00:53:26,421 --> 00:53:28,577
And you, sing!

568
00:54:09,943 --> 00:54:11,485
It's enough.

569
00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:15,980
Now we're even,
so let's move on to your throat.

570
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,280
Open your mouth.

571
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:29,900
Don't be afraid. My dove!

572
00:54:32,092 --> 00:54:35,223
That's all! Here!

573
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,080
Please watch.

574
00:55:16,659 --> 00:55:19,619
Measure! Measure!

575
00:55:19,739 --> 00:55:23,647
What is it, dad?
- Do you know who that is over there?

576
00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:26,080
I know, dad.
- No, you don't know!

577
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:30,661
Benjamin, show us
where the prince kissed you!

578
00:55:30,781 --> 00:55:32,281
Oh, Dad!

579
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:17,700
Benjamin, is it true that you are
ate only stones for two months?

580
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:22,180
What a city! whatever you do
the next day everyone knows.

581
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,880
What does youth mean!

582
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:30,380
I'm like a child too
swallowed a stone - and nothing!

583
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:35,100
Benjamin, you studied in Petersburg,
did anyone eat rocks there?

584
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,500
Oh no.

585
00:56:37,380 --> 00:56:40,980
There you see!
Only we Georgians can do everything.

586
00:56:42,580 --> 00:56:47,380
Here it is! Benjamin,
this gentleman is looking for you!

587
00:56:48,985 --> 00:56:50,652
On, read!

588
00:56:51,707 --> 00:56:53,207
Read!
- Allow me.

589
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,300
To Mr. Glonti.

590
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:02,380
His Highness Prince Vahvari,
ask Mr. Glonti to forget

591
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,000
previous misunderstanding,

592
00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:09,656
and receive from him
a prize of 100 rubles

593
00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:12,700
for a skillfully performed operation.

594
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,880
Here is 100. Write a confirmation.

595
00:57:14,980 --> 00:57:17,480
What?!
- Yes, what!

596
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,580
Give it.
This way, my dear,

597
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:26,780
return this money to the prince and
tell him he already paid for everything.

598
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:30,580
And if he wants to buy mine
silence - he was late.

599
00:57:30,753 --> 00:57:32,453
Go. Goodbye!

600
00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:36,600
It's your luck to have you as a mistress
protected, otherwise I would have shown you!

601
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:39,256
Stop! He's joking.

602
00:57:39,380 --> 00:57:42,400
Benjamin, tell me
you must be joking.

603
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,400
Just go and say hi to the princess!

604
00:57:47,180 --> 00:57:52,580
See? You better be
fear, but to love you.

605
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,580
Does that mean?!

606
00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:56,980
Well, Benjamin Glonti...

607
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:03,700
Tomorrow you will be in jail!
You will rot in the dungeon, comedian!

608
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:10,780
Eh, and I could have paid you those 2
rubles that I owe you from last year.

609
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:14,680
No debts! You got everything back!

610
00:58:15,332 --> 00:58:16,832
Although...

611
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,780
That money rightfully belonged to you.

612
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:24,780
You could do it with peace of mind
take and give to whoever you want.

613
00:58:26,982 --> 00:58:30,737
Come on guys, get out.
Take a short walk.

614
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,280
It's raining!

615
00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:35,080
What a rain! Look at me!

616
00:58:40,832 --> 00:58:45,131
There. Did something happen to me? It's not.

617
00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:47,780
Come on, take a walk.

618
00:58:56,580 --> 00:59:00,480
Tell me, stranger, why
are people so afraid of prison?

619
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:03,180
Ha?
- Of course they are afraid.

620
00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:06,480
Isn't the patient's bed a prison?

621
00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:08,780
Or the merchant his shop?

622
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:11,600
Citizen's city,
emperor his kingdom,

623
00:59:11,702 --> 00:59:15,790
and even to the Lord himself
God his kingdom?

624
00:59:15,980 --> 00:59:19,380
Aren't they all students?
- Of course.

625
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:21,480
Tell me, stranger,

626
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:26,680
have you ever wanted
travel with clouds?

627
00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:28,880
Of course.

628
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:34,080
You rise into the air and go
into unknown spaces?

629
00:59:35,170 --> 00:59:36,280
Of course.

630
00:59:36,380 --> 00:59:39,280
But you're trapped on earth, aren't you?

631
00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:40,901
Yes, thank you.

632
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,780
I thought, I'll buy caramels

633
00:59:45,180 --> 00:59:48,380
everyone loves it, men, women, children...

634
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:52,300
At least they will say: "Thank you!"
And they sentenced me to two years!

635
00:59:52,436 --> 00:59:54,715
They said, "Smuggler!"

636
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,380
Would you like a candy bar?
- Of course!

637
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,280
I don't have any.

638
01:00:05,348 --> 01:00:08,989
Glonti, get out! They bought you off.

639
01:01:02,932 --> 01:01:05,065
Hey! Varlam!

640
01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:28,980
Good afternoon.

641
01:02:33,271 --> 01:02:34,771
Hello.

642
01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:37,300
This is for you.

643
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,300
Thank you.

644
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:43,300
Dad is gone, he went to Batumi.
- I came to you.

645
01:02:43,450 --> 01:02:45,072
I bet

646
01:02:47,212 --> 01:02:49,208
that these are flowers

647
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:54,080
from your ex's grave
patient, Mr. Glonti.

648
01:02:55,432 --> 01:02:59,175
Glonti... Honti... Shmonti...

649
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:06,600
You've done it right!
Mary, look at him!

650
01:03:06,784 --> 01:03:08,583
your fiance,

651
01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:13,200
is according to the last Parisian one
modi, put on crimson boots.

652
01:03:13,300 --> 01:03:18,000
(Stop it, Alex!
- I want the jerk out of here!)

653
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,880
What a beautiful scarf!

654
01:03:21,980 --> 01:03:25,500
I'm sure that lace has been cut

655
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:29,000
from his charming sister's panties.

656
01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:30,380
Alex!

657
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:34,180
Yes, from his panties
charming sisters!

658
01:03:37,339 --> 01:03:39,339
I apologize.

659
01:03:43,980 --> 01:03:45,480
What do you want?

660
01:03:45,854 --> 01:03:47,354
Pardon.

661
01:03:49,654 --> 01:03:51,154
So.

662
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,880
What do you want?
- Sorry.

663
01:03:54,016 --> 01:03:56,016
What do you want? -Pardon.

664
01:04:00,582 --> 01:04:02,082
Rude!

665
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,800
I'll send you mine
second, sir!

666
01:04:05,924 --> 01:04:07,924
I am at your service!

667
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,800
You soiled...
- Chase! Run away!

668
01:04:14,181 --> 01:04:15,681
Run away!

669
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,680
I'm sorry. That's how it turned out.

670
01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:35,400
Will you fight him in a duel?

671
01:04:37,380 --> 01:04:39,380
Do you love him?
- Yes!

672
01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:47,280
Does father know about it?
- No.

673
01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:49,780
He doesn't understand Aleks.

674
01:04:49,959 --> 01:04:52,216
Nobody understands him.

675
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:56,280
I'm begging you, don't kill him!

676
01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:58,600
Then he will kill me.

677
01:04:59,513 --> 01:05:02,973
But Aleks is the father
of my future child!

678
01:05:48,897 --> 01:05:50,397
It's cold.

679
01:05:52,900 --> 01:05:55,600
Shall we excuse ourselves and go home?

680
01:05:56,580 --> 01:06:00,580
Where did you get my watch?
- You gave it to me.

681
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:04,400
If they kill me,
I leave it to you as an inheritance.

682
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:11,180
Gentlemen, I think it will
the lieutenant will arrive any minute.

683
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,300
Can you... - Me? -That.

684
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,200
Come on...

685
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,980
Captain Gabriadze.
- Port.

686
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,080
Please check.

687
01:06:26,580 --> 01:06:28,580
I don't know that.

688
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:31,480
Hold on.
- Yes.

689
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,580
This one has a harder trigger.
- What?

690
01:06:56,451 --> 01:06:59,366
Benjamin, she ran away!

691
01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:01,800
She ran off with that bastard!
- Where?

692
01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:05,300
I don't know. I don't know anything.
I came, but she is not there!

693
01:07:05,403 --> 01:07:08,039
Benjamin, I trust in you!

694
01:07:08,159 --> 01:07:13,069
After them! Give me back my daughter! After them!
Give me back my daughter!

695
01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:36,050
Stop.

696
01:07:44,975 --> 01:07:46,475
What is it?

697
01:08:14,329 --> 01:08:15,829
That's all.

698
01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:18,780
Alex, I'm afraid. Let's go back home.

699
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:23,580
All bridges are burned,
I didn't come to the duel.

700
01:08:23,980 --> 01:08:26,880
I'm sick.
- I'll bring you water.

701
01:08:26,980 --> 01:08:29,980
Don't go, Alex, I'm afraid!
- And I'll take the tickets.

702
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:31,580
Don't go, Alex!

703
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:42,780
Two tickets to Tiflis.

704
01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:51,380
One soda.

705
01:08:52,582 --> 01:08:54,306
Soda, soda!

706
01:08:58,517 --> 01:09:00,017
Who is this?

707
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,088
Who are you?

708
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:10,080
Lieutenant Ishneli,
at your service, sir!

709
01:09:10,209 --> 01:09:11,709
Yes...

710
01:09:12,670 --> 01:09:16,322
Lieutenant Ishneli.
- Another bottle.

711
01:09:19,580 --> 01:09:22,980
And why don't I?
bowing, lieutenant?

712
01:09:26,474 --> 01:09:29,605
You are a simpleton, sir!
- What?!

713
01:09:36,780 --> 01:09:38,680
I am looking for satisfaction!

714
01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:44,571
Here you go.
-Pistol duel, here, now!

715
01:09:54,807 --> 01:09:57,053
They killed him!

716
01:10:05,183 --> 01:10:06,683
Alex!

717
01:10:32,727 --> 01:10:34,227
Get going.

718
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,600
The child will survive.

719
01:11:00,817 --> 01:11:04,440
And mother...
premature birth...

720
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:08,880
Partus praematurus,
with psychogenic shock.

721
01:11:11,395 --> 01:11:13,437
Prepare Levan.

722
01:11:14,662 --> 01:11:17,464
And the child will survive.

723
01:12:10,999 --> 01:12:12,499
Levane...

724
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:17,500
You are the most disobedient
patient in my long practice.

725
01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:20,980
You're not listening at all
your doctor's instructions.

726
01:12:23,970 --> 01:12:29,256
Why did the Lord God
tries hard and sends us diseases,

727
01:12:30,277 --> 01:12:35,234
when there are people
who knows how to cure it?

728
01:12:38,806 --> 01:12:40,306
Yes...

729
01:12:48,140 --> 01:12:49,705
Tell me, mate...

730
01:12:53,604 --> 01:12:55,900
When will I die?

731
01:12:58,152 --> 01:13:01,725
You have five days at your disposal.

732
01:13:03,148 --> 01:13:05,519
A wonderful diagnosis.

733
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,600
Do I also have Sunday at my disposal?

734
01:13:11,859 --> 01:13:13,359
That.

735
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,742
Then do me another favor.

736
01:13:18,536 --> 01:13:25,400
Invite my friends to
they come to my place for lunch on Sunday.

737
01:13:29,380 --> 01:13:30,980
And one more thing...

738
01:13:31,846 --> 01:13:36,383
I want to be buried

739
01:13:37,614 --> 01:13:41,584
here, in this place.

740
01:13:45,134 --> 01:13:48,000
And that you would come more often

741
01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:52,380
visiting an old friend,

742
01:13:52,869 --> 01:13:57,622
I leave the house and property to you.

743
01:14:41,441 --> 01:14:43,891
You don't need to. Not.

744
01:14:54,973 --> 01:14:56,473
friends,

745
01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,213
this is my last feast.

746
01:15:02,277 --> 01:15:05,170
And I want to see

747
01:15:06,397 --> 01:15:10,968
only full glasses

748
01:15:14,076 --> 01:15:16,605
and happy faces.

749
01:15:19,117 --> 01:15:20,917
Amen.

750
01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:27,700
And may the Lord God lift up
each of us in his own time.

751
01:15:43,695 --> 01:15:45,195
So...

752
01:15:46,905 --> 01:15:53,302
When the Lord God takes mine
sinful soul, do not mourn me.

753
01:15:54,868 --> 01:16:00,034
And instead of korota,
wear lapel roses.

754
01:16:02,636 --> 01:16:04,536
By the way...

755
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,700
who will over the grave
give a farewell speech?

756
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:12,480
I want to hear in my life,

757
01:16:12,635 --> 01:16:17,200
what will be said about me after death.

758
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,480
A lawyer, of course.

759
01:16:26,430 --> 01:16:27,930
Not.

760
01:16:29,663 --> 01:16:34,552
I would like that
you do, Benjamin.

761
01:16:34,801 --> 01:16:37,603
I?
- Speak, mate.

762
01:16:38,658 --> 01:16:43,796
He talks like it
you see me in a coffin.

763
01:16:54,431 --> 01:16:55,931
Therefore...

764
01:16:56,699 --> 01:17:00,034
the man we are saying goodbye to today,

765
01:17:00,488 --> 01:17:03,902
leaves behind sadness for all of us.

766
01:17:04,022 --> 01:17:05,522
No...

767
01:17:05,723 --> 01:17:07,223
No.

768
01:17:09,897 --> 01:17:11,621
But that's a lie.

769
01:17:12,380 --> 01:17:15,180
Then maybe like this...

770
01:17:15,580 --> 01:17:21,200
"...sincere, inconsolable friends
who will mourn him forever."

771
01:17:22,931 --> 01:17:24,431
No, Benjamin.

772
01:17:27,250 --> 01:17:30,444
To the one who walks the road of life,

773
01:17:31,526 --> 01:17:35,400
God has given us the ability to forget.

774
01:17:37,114 --> 01:17:42,422
He slowly follows on death's heels,

775
01:17:46,155 --> 01:17:49,807
and erases the traces left behind.

776
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:57,680
And if I say: "... friends
who will remember him for a long time"?

777
01:17:57,952 --> 01:17:59,452
At the right time!

778
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:03,300
Passerby, lay down
a flower on his grave.

779
01:18:06,852 --> 01:18:09,472
I would like to add a few words.

780
01:18:11,922 --> 01:18:13,422
Gentlemen.

781
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:20,480
Here over this grave,
I will tell the truth, and only the truth.

782
01:18:21,020 --> 01:18:22,778
Look at the deceased.

783
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:28,500
Look at his
spiritualized wax face.

784
01:18:28,626 --> 01:18:31,802
Okay, okay, we've watched enough.

785
01:18:32,788 --> 01:18:35,953
Sandra, play that...

786
01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:42,380
No, I won't talk about
virtues and talents of the deceased.

787
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:46,980
I won't. You yourself are them
more than once could...

788
01:20:09,025 --> 01:20:13,312
Silence! Silence please!

789
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:35,500
Levan, they brought coffins,
red and black. What kind do you want?

790
01:20:35,637 --> 01:20:36,780
Black.

791
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:39,780
And what about red?

792
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,180
Give it to Saul.

793
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:44,080
Are you crazy?
Why would he need such an expensive coffin?

794
01:20:44,180 --> 01:20:46,980
For that money you can
bury the whole orchestra!

795
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:48,880
You mind your own business.

796
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,400
You found a reason to get drunk, huh?

797
01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:53,900
If you're already dying,
why don't you die like a man!

798
01:20:54,070 --> 01:20:57,512
And to whom are you leaving the house?
That madman, huh?

799
01:21:01,411 --> 01:21:03,310
Thank you, doctor.

800
01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:08,500
But give me a black one, please?
I prefer black, mother!

801
01:21:08,646 --> 01:21:10,739
Here you are, black!

802
01:21:25,299 --> 01:21:27,495
tell me father

803
01:21:27,806 --> 01:21:32,818
what do you think, will i?
see my little one there?

804
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:39,080
Why are you sighing?

805
01:21:40,349 --> 01:21:45,056
Do you think hell awaits me?

806
01:21:46,530 --> 01:21:49,196
Not.
- What?

807
01:21:51,691 --> 01:21:53,347
There is nothing.

808
01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:57,880
How come, father?
Is there no Paradise? Ha?

809
01:21:59,392 --> 01:22:03,067
Go away! Get lost, Satan!

810
01:22:03,580 --> 01:22:07,800
May your bread be cursed
and water and those cards of yours!

811
01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:17,080
Beautiful glory, huh?

812
01:22:20,752 --> 01:22:22,726
And to continue...

813
01:22:34,378 --> 01:22:39,380
Quiet! Shut up!
Let him go, Luka!

814
01:22:40,328 --> 01:22:43,889
Sit down, everyone! Stop the gig!

815
01:22:44,502 --> 01:22:47,553
That's right.
- Shut up too!

816
01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:49,208
Babble!

817
01:22:49,308 --> 01:22:51,956
The man leaves forever,

818
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:55,880
and you made a party!

819
01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:37,480
Why are you yelling?

820
01:26:37,622 --> 01:26:39,678
Did you pee?

821
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:42,500
Ha?

822
01:26:46,443 --> 01:26:48,387
Just an hour.

823
01:27:10,547 --> 01:27:12,415
Then... Here.

824
01:27:18,948 --> 01:27:22,503
Hello, my sunshine,
dear Benjamin!

825
01:27:23,380 --> 01:27:25,580
Where are you going?
- I'm going home.

826
01:27:25,680 --> 01:27:29,080
Don't you live there now?
- No, Kosta, it's not for me.

827
01:27:29,180 --> 01:27:33,180
Of course it's not for you.
Come sit, you will ride!

828
01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:36,500
No thanks, I'll walk.
- No, dear, thank you!

829
01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:40,100
Come on, sit down, please! -Okay,
then let this little nobleman ride.

830
01:27:40,278 --> 01:27:42,086
And who is that?
- This?

831
01:27:42,206 --> 01:27:44,570
That!
- Benjamin the Second.

832
01:27:44,690 --> 01:27:47,054
Other?
- Yes.

833
01:27:48,226 --> 01:27:50,437
I took it from them.

834
01:27:50,580 --> 01:27:52,780
What will they teach him?

835
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:54,580
I will raise him myself.

836
01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:58,080
Of course, dear, nobody
couldn't have done it better.

837
01:27:58,180 --> 01:28:00,280
I'll take him to my sister.

838
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:02,300
I think he will be happy.

839
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:06,200
Of course dear
how they will rejoice!

840
01:28:44,700 --> 01:28:49,000
From the Russian audio, translated into Croatian
Tantico (10.2015)

841
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:59,800
According to the motives of the novel
"My Uncle Benjamin" by Claude Tillier.